Just Take the Doughnut

What is it about break room “community food” that turns otherwise civilized adults into savages?  

Really?  You couldn’t just take the whole doughnut with you? 

Two scenarios exist for why an individual would leave behind such a sight:

1. Dude feels guilty about eating the entire doughnut, so he tears off a corner to satisfy his urge with minimal shame.
2. Dude isn’t sure what he’s getting into with his doughnut of choice, so he samples a corner, which clearly does not do it for him, so he leaves the remainder.

Here’s the thing: no matter which setting applies, no one will go family dog to your table scraps.  Those jagged edged doughnuts are going to sit there all day…likely a day +…and will ultimately be tossed tomorrow morning.  Toss it now or toss it later – it’s going in the trash once you’ve fingered it all up.  So please, people, just take the whole doughnut.