Well I’ll be… I didn’t see this coming. And by “didn’t,” I mean I absolutely saw this coming. Would you expect anything less from the self-aggrandizing “Packer Fence Painter?” Would you expect anything other than precisely this from the egomaniacal lobbyist who recently proclaimed of his eight-year participation in a tradition born in 1984 – “I made that fence that Fred painted today a world renowned piece of art?”

Promising to deliver a 42-inch flat-screen television to the individual who submitted the winning slogan for his 2010 offering (at its new 2010 site), “Packer Fence Painter” Chris Handler did the entirely thinkable, awarding top honors to none other than…wait for it…Chris Handler. That’s right, Chris won his own contest. Nice work, dude.

But arguably the most heinous offense (pun intended) in this whole mess is that which he concocted: “Packer Fans Bleed Green and Gold.” Really? That was the best one you got? What’s that? The idea came to you after giving blood recently? (Handler stated “If I didn’t give blood, I would have picked somebody.”) Oh I see. You’re philanthropic spirit knows no bounds.

You know who gives blood all the time and never tells anyone about it? MILLIONS OF PEOPLE!