Maino Merlot

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Nothing about Maino’s feet makes me think “fine wine.” To be fair, nothing about anyone’s feet makes me think “fine wine.” Feet are gross. But Maino is looking to open a winery and, in the process, stomp his own grapes. Maino stomping grapes is a bad idea on so many levels, not the least of which is the potential for this: