Enjoy it while you can American Idol fans, for the ultimate reality show is displaying all the signs of extinction:

• Seacrest is annoyingly over the top with his pointed jabs and dramatic pauses.
• The production crew has developed new features (such as the green room camera) to distract you from the fact that…
• The talent is as weak as it’s ever been.
• And Simon is leaving, effective the crowning of this year’s champ.

It’s about time for A.I. to introduce a new kid to the cast, isn’t it?  Gimme an Oliver (Brady Bunch), a Sam (Diff’rent Strokes), an Andrew (Family Ties), a Luke (Growing Pains), a Scrappy Doo…so we can finally end this. 

But alas, the show still goes on.  And so we still vlog…