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You may not be able to make chicken salad out of it, but it does wonders on crow’s feet.  Just ask ESPN’s Barry Melrose.  In case you’re not yet on-board, there is obscene language coming…twice, in fact:

Shortly after, ESPN issued the obligatory on-air apology (interestingly enough, not from the mouth of Barry Melrose):

What’s the deal with Dana Jacobson apologizing for “putting him in that position?”  What position?  Asking him a question?  It wasn’t like they hit him with:

“Hey Barry, what’s a two-word slang phrase for coward – 11 letters?”