When is it time to hang it up in the name of diminishing returns? Yeah, yeah, Brett Favre…blah, blah, blah. I’m not talkin’ about Favre. I’m talkin’ about Chris Lukawski – die-hard Packers fan and, as it turns out, die-hard binge drinker, as well.

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Like a good movie, the more you watch, the more you pick up. Brilliant Gumby’s Pizza reference within. If you’ve never sampled Gumby’s Pizza, do yourself a favor and drive to Madison. I think Madison is the closest one. Gumby’s Pizza…home of the Pokey Stix.

Gumby’s is pretty much a University phenomenon, and for good reason. It’s really not that good. It’s basically Domino’s with a better mascot. Although the Noid was all right. Domino’s did well with the Noid.

Not that Domino’s is a bad pizza. After all, they’re new and improved! It’s just…you know what?...I’m sure you get it. No need to belabor the point.

Now that I’ve worked through this a little, don’t drive to Madison. It’s not worth it. But if you’re ever in Mad-Town, maybe for the hoops tourney in March, stop in to Gumby’s. At least you can say you did it. For whatever that’s worth.

You know what? Never mind. Just forget I ever championed the cause of Gumby’s, because you might be going through Madison, and you might be hungry, and you might think to yourself, “Hey, Nick said I should try that Gumby’s place.” So you might go, and you might eat, and you’ll likely think to yourself, “That kinda sucked.” I don’t know if I want that kind of heat.

So if you’ve had Gumby’s before, you probably enjoyed this blog. If you’ve never sampled Gumby’s, you probably found this blog useless. A lot like you’d probably find Gumby’s Pizza.

They do have great deals, though.