Rip-off Artist

“Keep your eyes on the stars and your feet on the ground.”  Casey Kasem, right?  WRONG!  Try Theodore Roosevelt on for size.

I know, I know, Casey was “keep your feet on the ground and keep reaching for the stars,” but flipping the order doesn’t make it yours, buddy!

I feel like my entire American Top 40 life has been a lie.  And of all the people to clue me in…Shakira…a Colombian!  Why do people from foreign countries always know more about America than we do?  I can’t believe this.