And Z was worried about my hand gestures yesterday? America finally rejected the pompatude of Big Mike. The faces…the noises…the demonstrations…the muscles – the whole lot. See ya, Mike.

And then the judges stepped in and saved his overrated rear end.

Big Mike can sing. He’s certainly not the worst of this lot. But the save achieves nothing, save (no pun intended) to prolong the inevitable. Big Mike will not win. I can only hope that he is one of two to go home next week.