LAY OFF ME I’M STARVING!

Posted by Nick Vitrano on

Wow…like Christina Aguilera, this one “keeps gettin’ better.”

Tiger’s crossed over into double digits (allegedly), and I don’t know about you, but I don’t want this to stop until we get to a full round – 18. Or 36. Ah what the heck - how ‘bout a full tournament - 72 anyone?

Unfortunately for el Tigre, the more he plays, the more torn up these fairways are getting. Here’s lady #10:

GOO! I know the old adage is “any port in a storm,” but we’re talkin’ a Clooney storm here! I mean, near statistical impossibility that these fronts will converge at precisely this time and place. This is not good …not good at all. If it was possible to lose any more respect for the guy, it’s happened. They say her name is Mindy, but I don’t know. Something about her has me feeling more along the lines of a Cindy:

And Gatorade has had enough, err sort of had enough, err not really had enough. I don’t know, they’ve dropped him:

In a statement to CNBC, Gatorade officials said: “We decided several months ago to discontinue Gatorade Tiger Focus along with some other products to make room for our planned series of innovative products in 2010. We hope to share more about our 2010 plans soon.”

Interesting that none of those other products are named herein, and even though we’re three weeks away from 2010, the folks over at big ‘G’ aren’t quite prepared to unveil their new plans.

Translation: since Thanksgiving, we’ve been working hard to come up with some new stuff.

 

 

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