All right. Today's themes that I was charged with including in a poem are:
- Sugar Awareness Day
- Penguin Awareness Day
- National Disc Jockey Day
- Cheese Lovers Day
- Butter Crunch Day
- Pot-Luck Day
Here you go:
Today is a big day
For those who have the munchies.
So tuck a napkin in your T-shirt
And pull your hair back in a scrunchie.
Let’s organize communal dining -
An office pot-luck.
With all these days to honor,
It’s certain not to suck.
We’ll tie on the ol’ feed bag
Yeah it’s Cheese Lovers Day,
And no variety do we lack.
And hello there sugar.
Of you too I am aware.
Break me off some butter crunch,
Though I don’t know what you are.
So invite your favorite Penguin,
But cut up your six-pack rings.
‘Cause Lovelace’s neck is tender,
And our Rockhopper needs to sing.
Rockin’ and singin’ -
A disc jockey’s delight.
Yep, it’s a day for Murphy too.
Our favorite-morning, noon, and night.
Tease Image: By Ninad Katyare (Own work) [CC-BY-SA-3.0 (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0)], via Wikimedia Commons