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Please Come Back, PB Crisps!

by Nick Vitrano

Thanks to my fellow junk-foodies for helping me re-live the glory of Planters' biggest mistake in their storied culinary history - one of the greatest mistakes in the history of all snacks - the unceremonious yanking of PB Crisps from store shelves. I'm sure some out-of-touch dude in a suit could throw a million spreadsheets at me, packed with cost-benefit analysis and bottom line comparisons, all allegedly proving the PB Crisps' exponentially declining fiscal sense. Whatever, guy in a suit! Get outta the office! Get your face outta your stats! Get your finger back on the pulse of the people! Do the right thing. Bring back the PB Crisps!