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Random thoughts! Posted February 18, 2010 by John Maino

 

lovejob

like i was saying......I'm going to take a few days off here to work on my book; "Frontlines" the stories of Wisconsin Vets during world war two; coming soon to a bookstore near you.......(hows that for a shamless plug?) any way....i've got some random thoughts that i want to toss out.....first of all we did the poll today on people who absolutly love their jobs, i mean have jobs that they can't wait to get too. 99% of the people who responded were women, whats up with that??? come on guys, how can you not love some of the jobs you have....Carpenters???  Classic Car restorers??? Detectives??  Bar owners??? Fishing/hunting guides??? Taxidermists???? how could you not love those jobs?????
 
Olympics....the US is absolutly kicking butt...Is it just me or does Lindsey Vonn look like Jan from the Office?   Is it just me or would it be a lot more fun if we sent a group of college all star hockey players to take on the Pros from other countries? does anybody know where you can buy one of the ski-caps that the U.S. athletes wore in the opening ceromony? Is there anything less excitting than the NBA this time of year??? Can you tell i've lost weight??? So many questions....so little time...........cccccccccccccccccyaaaaaaa

Agony of defeat! Posted February 17, 2010 by John Maino

 

Lindsey Jabobellis

you know......i very seldom feel sorry for professional athletes. Oh sure there were some pangs of sympathy for the Packers when the Cardinals were celebrating the playoff win...you sort of had to feel for Payton Manning after the super bowl losing int, but overall you have to think they have a pretty good life, i mean have you seen MTV Cribs???? But there is one athlete out there that i absolutly feel horrible for today and that is Olympic snowboarder Lindsey Jacobellis. I know what you're thinking, "An olympian? How dare you call them professionals...let me tell you the days of pure amatuers in the olympics are long long gone. If you haven't followed her story, she's the one who did a bit of a "hotdog" move in Torino four years ago and lost the Gold Medal. the ironic thing here is that she's not a "showboat" never has been. she was just trying to pay homage to the snowboarders who came before here and wren't given the respect they deserved becasue so many "pure" olympic followers considered it an inferior sport.   The thing is she is evidently a great young athelte, a role model type who spends time visiting kids in hospitals, gets her hair cut everyyear and donates it the Locks of Love program, believee me she will never pull a Bodie Miller and admit that she didn't win becasue she partied too hard at the olympic village. over the past four years she has dominated the sport. But one slip-up and  its four more years of answering the same questions of why the absolute top person in the sport can't win a gold medal. Maybe thats what's so compelling about the olympics, the agopny of defeat can't be erased in a a few days or a week. this one lasts a lot longer, just ask Dan Jansen.

Ginger's Birthday!! Posted February 11, 2010 by John Maino

Ginger

Happy birthday to you,,,happy birthday to you...happyyyy birthdddddayyyyy dear gingerrrrrrrrrrrr......haaaapyyy birthdayyyyyyyy to youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...Thats right, the dream girl/lady/woman of my youth is celebrating a birthday. ok she's in her mid 70's...and , well, lets just say she might not look exactly the same as she looked back there on the island....in fact i sort of wish the dream girls from back in the day had stopped having their pictures taken in about 1981. i don't want to think of them as somebodys gramma..i want to think of them as the hottest of the hotties from back in my youth...since Ginger is pretty much out of the picture, i did a little exploring to see how some of the other ladies i had crushes on back in the day are looking right now....Joey Heatherton, Nancy Sinatra, Lori Partridge, Marcia Brady......you know what, it sort of made me feel good...i mean i never would have had a shot at these vixens, (I always wanted to use that word) paying any attention to me back in the day, but now, who knows....and really if you check out my picture from back in "My Day"   there's no logical explanation for them to not have paid attention to that hunky guy back then.....right????

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The Sopranos and Lady GaGa Posted February 5, 2010 by John Maino

How you doin'?

How you doin'?

ok, first things first...the green tea diet...not so good. i put on a pound...ok on to more important things....did i tell you abot the time i met Lady Gaga when she was about 14 years old....so, i'm in Harrison N.J. for an open audition for the Sopranos..a few yrs back, I was interviewing some of the people in line on my little cassette recorder to bring back to the show, well a guy comes up to me and starts telling me all about his daughter, about what a huge star she's going to be, about how all these agents are tryign to sign her etc etc....i remember interviewing her.....but i can't find the tape, anyway i absolutly swear on my grave that it was a young lady gag who had a very long italian name....i'm not kidding...i swear it was her!!! her dad was absolutly insistant that she was going to be a big star. so how about that...i almost got a part on the sopranos and i discovered Lady Gaga. not too damn bad of a day wouldn't you say.......and also katie thinks i have a very big forehead in this picture...how about the tan on Paulie Walnuts.....

Green Tea Posted February 3, 2010 by John Maino

 

Bear

....Ok i've got to admit, it's not going as well as i had hoped...the old weight loss challenge. i tink there's soemthing wrong with me, seriously, i'm like a bear just prior to hibernation, everyrtime i eat someting it just stays with me and turns into poundage...at least the bear knows that at soem point during the long winter, while snuggled up inside a cave...(actually how much furn would that be...eat as much of anything as you want and then take a 2-month nap) but anyway...theyknow that sooner or later that excess will burn off by itself...while they sleep!!! are you kidding me??? come on God this isn't fair! anyway here's my experiment, which i do not suggest anyone else follows...i am going to do nothing but drink diet green tea for 24 hours...thats it...nothing more nothing less and see what happens. i was 221 on the scale today....if it doesn't work i might look into the hibernation thing...i wonder if you can get Pay-per view in a cave???

Somebody famous might be living next to YOU! Posted February 1, 2010 by John Maino

Oprah!

Ok so this is going into the "Really??????" heading. all morning we were talking about rumors of "celebs" living, or at least having a summer-winter-fall-getaway places in the area....Li'l Wayne, Oprah--who evidently has at lest six places in wisconsin.--kevin Costner, Tom Cruise, Harrison Ford, Tim Mcgraw., micheal jordan..etc etc....here's what i want to know...need to know...has anyone actually seen one of these people and or had a picture taken with them???? major-mega-prize package at stake here foks....i will post it here on my blog...i will pay you serious homage...come on....if all these people spend time up here somebody has to have some verification....i would like to expound further on this but i have to run home real quick,  Denzel is spending the week with me and i forgot to leave him a key.....